NOT JUST ANY PICTURE BOOK
It's saucier, juicier, angrier and a whole lot more fun for adults! With more words, more pictures, more conspiracies and more crazy humor, this is the original text before it got edited into a kid's book.
This limited edition will disappear on Inauguration Day!
Orangey-Tan sees himself in the window pane:
“Who’s the monkey with the bestest brain?
Who’s got big muscles and big strong hands?
It’s me, the greatest monkey in all the lands!”
This no-good monkey’s got an evil plan.
If your child can’t stop him, no one can!
(Ages 4 - 10)
WHO ARE THE MANIMALS?
Once upon a time (or so some people say),
Lived the Manimals, in a land not-so-far-away.
Manimals were magical: they could speak!
And each of them looked entirely unique.
But though the Manimals were happy and zen,
They kept getting into trouble, again and again.